A Cracker Kransky Christmas
A Crock Pot of Cracker Hits
Time to pack your mince pies and Christmas spirits…The Kransky Sisters are bring the party to town!
Travelling out in the trusty Morris from their hometown of Esk, the sisters are eager to share their unravelling stories along with home-spun renditions of popular songs deftly banged out on a wondrously oddball menagerie of instruments.
From Britney Spears to the Spice Girls, M to AC/DC, and carols like you’ve never heard them before…a night with this delightfully twisted trio will more than fill your Christmas stockings.
Lost love, home remedies, an old radio, and scrub turkeys… the sisters share their adventures and misadventures alike. Complete with their instruments - tuba, toilet brush, kitchen pot, biscuit tin, saw, reed keyboard and old guitar, this off-the-wall Christmas experience is not to be missed.
They have carved out a niche for themselves in Australian comedy. They're kind of like musically-inclined Antipodean cousins of The Addams Family – misfits with a taste for tropical gothic and an eerie nostalgia for a bygone Australia - Sydney Morning Herald

Full $65 | Concession $60
*all bookings will incur a $5 transaction fee
90 mins (no interval)
- Recommended for ages 12+
- No babes in arms
- Audience interation/participation
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